Perfectly Insane V8.9

Apr 4 2009, 11:24 AM

I didn't see anything too gross when I was in school. Some lady came and talked about her little boy who was run over by a drunk snowmobiler who bombed down a hill that was being used publicly for sledding (as in kids on plastic, not snowmobiles!). There were no pictures of it, thankfully. She did show us a nice formal picture of him, so we would all know which sweet little face to imagine being crushed by a snowmobile (yeah, naturally he wasn't a gremlin child, he was one of those sweet adorable kinds). I guess his head was split open, but he was still alive -- so she held it together while they waited for the ambulance. He did die though. Most people listening to the story started crying.

That's all I remember. Don't operate vehicles while intoxicated! I'll kick your ass.